(Source: taco-bell-rey)
“you guys have no homework except to study for-“
(Source: i-will-die-laughing)
When a sexual song comes on & you’re alone
OMGGGG ALWAYS, IM NOT LYINGG HAHAHA
funnest part of day xD
(Source: gloridiamonds)
when i hear someone next to me say “don’t tell anyone”
*eavesdrop*
phone sex sounds unhygienic
not if u use protection
Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
(Source: wickedinthemix)
(Source: wellgrahams)
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever
(Source: casimirpulaskidays)
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
(Source: fuckyeahdementia)
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
When you’re running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your PINKY TOE on a piece of FURNITURE
At First you’re like:
And then you’re like:
(Source: beckylucia)
